We painted my room this week. It wasn’t very fun….. But take a look at these pictures.
It took three days and two coats of paint and one coat of primer…… Now I can sleep in peace, knowing that I accomplished something.
On day six of creation, God announced to his archangel underling, “Today we’re creating a place called Canada. Pull out all the stops. Give it beautiful mountains, lakes, plains, forests, and sandy beaches. Under ground, give it oil, gold, etc. Oh, and plenty of fish and wildlife.
“Sir” interjected an archangel, “aren’t you being overly generous to these Canadians?”
“Don’t worry, I’ll balance it out,” said God. “Wait ’till you see the neighbors I’m giving them.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
An American couple get hoplessly lost while driving through Canada. Over the objections of her husband, the wife calls out to a pedestrian, “Hey buddy, can you tell us where we are?” The pedestrian smiles sympathetically and says, “Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.”
After she rolls up the window, her husband says, “I told you it wouldn’t do any good. They don’t even speak English up here.”
We are not getting the house we almost bought. It was just to far away from ACU.