On day six of creation, God announced to his archangel underling, “Today we’re creating a place called Canada. Pull out all the stops. Give it beautiful mountains, lakes, plains, forests, and sandy beaches. Under ground, give it oil, gold, etc. Oh, and plenty of fish and wildlife.
“Sir” interjected an archangel, “aren’t you being overly generous to these Canadians?”
“Don’t worry, I’ll balance it out,” said God. “Wait ’till you see the neighbors I’m giving them.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
An American couple get hoplessly lost while driving through Canada. Over the objections of her husband, the wife calls out to a pedestrian, “Hey buddy, can you tell us where we are?” The pedestrian smiles sympathetically and says, “Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.”
After she rolls up the window, her husband says, “I told you it wouldn’t do any good. They don’t even speak English up here.”
I heard it this way:
On the sixth day God turned to the Archangel Gabriel and said:
“Today I am going to create a land called Canada. It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats, and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon.”
God continued, “I shall make the land rich in resources so as to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth.”
“But Lord,” asked Gabriel “don’t you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?”
“Not really,” replied God “just wait and see the winters I am going to give them.”
Ha, that’s funny Aaron. I like Levi’s better, but yours is closer to the truth in regards to punishment 🙂