I had to use taco chips because I couldn’t find any crackers.
The only new building that are being built are mexican food places.
A bunch of guys with real looking guns can run around shooting at each other in the streets.
You can make tea using water and the sun.
Hot water comes out of both taps.
The pastor wheres boots.
The four seasons are: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, Christmas.
When people say “Your from where Canada? I’ve never heard of that state.”
How many states does Canada have?
Good ones Levi!!Keep ’em coming!!
Wait till they ask you if you lived in an igloo.